Why do people have to be so mean? Seriously... I think it has a lot to do with impatience. But for whatever reason, it just sucks. One mean action can make a person feel crummy. And why would anyone want to make someone feel crummy, even if for only 5 minutes?
I am talking about random acts of meanness, of course. There may be times when you can't avoid hurting someone's feelings. Break-ups for example. Or telling someone something they don't want to hear, but need to.
No, I'm talking about those moments when a stranger goes out of his or her way to just be a jerk.
This morning, i am waiting to turn right out of my track. There is some traffic coming, so I am patiently waiting for the one last car to pass me up. This truck comes up from behind me and edges out on the left - you know, like he's going to make a left hand turn, totally blocking my view. he waits for the car to pass and then TURNS RIGHT, right in front of me.
Grrr... Just making me feel totally crummy. I could have felt angry, but more just crummy. Why does someone have to go out of there way to do that? Be a bully and take cuts.
Sigh. I think I am going to have to go out and do some random acts of kindness now, to balance out the karmic suckiness today.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
The Week
So Grant has been gone since Sunday (and having a mighty good time in Italy, if I may add...) However, my week has been totally, and for the most part, pleasantly busy.
First up, I had conferences. Not the most enjoyable part of being a teacher, but student led does make telling parents that their child has received low grades because they haven't turned in half of their assignments is made quite a bit easier when I don't actually have to tell them - their child does. Hee Hee.
On Monday, I found out that Rent is coming to Orange County at the end of April (how on earth I missed that is beyond me...) so after school I drove to the Performing Arts Center to try to get the best possible tickets for Grant, Cathy, Angie, Kevin, and myself. I ended up with Orchestra row A (which is actually like the 4th row) way over to the side. I don't think I've ever been that close. So freaking excited. I celebrated by meeting my Angie and the kids at Long John Silvers.
On Tuesday, I went to see Chita Rivera: Life of a Dancer. Damn, she's amazing. So much energy. I bet she doesn't eat Long John Silvers very much.
On Wednesday, I finally got to visit my friend and her brand new baby - who was two weeks and one day old. What an unbelievably adorable little squiggly worm. Then I went home and babysat for Andrew and Cori.
Thursday brought a crazy cool treat - I went out to dinner with some friends who invited me to tag along because they knew G was out of town and thought I'd like the company. We always talk about going out and it finally worked out! We went to Korean BBQ - fully authentic, and then sang Karaoke at one of those rent-a-room karaoke joints. So much fun!
Now here it is, Friday. My conferences are finished. I can sleep in. Do my laundry which hasn't been done since 2006. Pack. Clean the pool.... did I mention sleep in??? I have a list of stuff to be accomplished this weekend. You know, stuff I'd put off until Spring break... only, I can't... because I'll be in Paris...the most romantic city in the world... with my wonderful husband...
Sigh... in one week, I'll be on that plane...
:::squeal:::
First up, I had conferences. Not the most enjoyable part of being a teacher, but student led does make telling parents that their child has received low grades because they haven't turned in half of their assignments is made quite a bit easier when I don't actually have to tell them - their child does. Hee Hee.
On Monday, I found out that Rent is coming to Orange County at the end of April (how on earth I missed that is beyond me...) so after school I drove to the Performing Arts Center to try to get the best possible tickets for Grant, Cathy, Angie, Kevin, and myself. I ended up with Orchestra row A (which is actually like the 4th row) way over to the side. I don't think I've ever been that close. So freaking excited. I celebrated by meeting my Angie and the kids at Long John Silvers.
On Tuesday, I went to see Chita Rivera: Life of a Dancer. Damn, she's amazing. So much energy. I bet she doesn't eat Long John Silvers very much.
On Wednesday, I finally got to visit my friend and her brand new baby - who was two weeks and one day old. What an unbelievably adorable little squiggly worm. Then I went home and babysat for Andrew and Cori.
Thursday brought a crazy cool treat - I went out to dinner with some friends who invited me to tag along because they knew G was out of town and thought I'd like the company. We always talk about going out and it finally worked out! We went to Korean BBQ - fully authentic, and then sang Karaoke at one of those rent-a-room karaoke joints. So much fun!
Now here it is, Friday. My conferences are finished. I can sleep in. Do my laundry which hasn't been done since 2006. Pack. Clean the pool.... did I mention sleep in??? I have a list of stuff to be accomplished this weekend. You know, stuff I'd put off until Spring break... only, I can't... because I'll be in Paris...the most romantic city in the world... with my wonderful husband...
Sigh... in one week, I'll be on that plane...
:::squeal:::
Saturday, March 17, 2007
yucky cold
This has been a mad crazy week
started out with a sore throat,
a cough,
by Tuesday's field trip,
I was feeling pretty yucky
The Field Trip to Riley's Farm was great,
although my class was a bit rude at times.
I know I have high expectations,
and really they were not that bad...
but still.
At least the trip home was relaxing -
I had the row to myself.
I should have taken Wednesday off work,
but I didn't.
By Thursday I was starting to feel more human.
Shitty time to get sick -
with my report cards,
and conferences.
But I feel human again,
which is nice.
Grant's off this weekend.
Plus, Grant leaves for Italy tomorrow....
I am getting so excited!!! March 30 - I'm off to Paris.
A quick trip, a week, Paris, Disneyland Paris, London, and then back.
And it will be April.
started out with a sore throat,
a cough,
by Tuesday's field trip,
I was feeling pretty yucky
The Field Trip to Riley's Farm was great,
although my class was a bit rude at times.
I know I have high expectations,
and really they were not that bad...
but still.
At least the trip home was relaxing -
I had the row to myself.
I should have taken Wednesday off work,
but I didn't.
By Thursday I was starting to feel more human.
Shitty time to get sick -
with my report cards,
and conferences.
But I feel human again,
which is nice.
Grant's off this weekend.
Plus, Grant leaves for Italy tomorrow....
I am getting so excited!!! March 30 - I'm off to Paris.
A quick trip, a week, Paris, Disneyland Paris, London, and then back.
And it will be April.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Report Card Time
So - I corrected papers from 10 AM to 8 PM last night. Fun. And what do I have to look forward to today? More papers to grade. Wahoo!!!
So why am I blogging instead of correcting? I just can't start. Sigh. Its to beautiful outside. I really should take a shower. That will get me more motivated to work. Or at least make me feel less sluggish.
My class this year is pissing me off. I have so many missing assignments. I am so irritated. Conferences are going to be really eye opening. I'm bummed though - because at the beginning of the trimester, I was really good about sending home alerts with missing assignments. This last part of the trimester, I haven't been so good about it - and I have 3 students who slipped through the cracks - didn't turn in a single reading assignment for the past 3 weeks, and yet I didn't send a note home. chh.
Oh well. My pulse rate is 76 this morning.
So why am I blogging instead of correcting? I just can't start. Sigh. Its to beautiful outside. I really should take a shower. That will get me more motivated to work. Or at least make me feel less sluggish.
My class this year is pissing me off. I have so many missing assignments. I am so irritated. Conferences are going to be really eye opening. I'm bummed though - because at the beginning of the trimester, I was really good about sending home alerts with missing assignments. This last part of the trimester, I haven't been so good about it - and I have 3 students who slipped through the cracks - didn't turn in a single reading assignment for the past 3 weeks, and yet I didn't send a note home. chh.
Oh well. My pulse rate is 76 this morning.
Death and New Life
So, Amy's funeral, on March 8 was both beautiful and sad at the same time. So many people turned out for her viewing on March 7. The mass had a lot of people, as well. But the burial was probably the most significant.
There was a beautiful balloon release of pink, white, and yellow balloons that had everyone in tears with their eyes towards the clear, blue sky. The family's beautiful singing of "You are my sunshine," with Mary repeating "Please don't take my sunshine away in a beautiful and heartbreaking ode to a girl who touched so many lives. And the burial itself - the lowering of the coffin, the filling in of the dirt, new grass on top, and a blanket of flowers. I had never seen that before - the most I'd seen was the coffin lowered - but there was something soothing and complete about it being all finished when we left.
On March 6, my friend Katherine welcomed her new baby girl, Brooklynn Kate, into the world. My days of sadness were punctuated with pictures sent to my cell phone of this new life. They are both doing fine, and our home, enjoying life as a family.
Life is beautiful.
There was a beautiful balloon release of pink, white, and yellow balloons that had everyone in tears with their eyes towards the clear, blue sky. The family's beautiful singing of "You are my sunshine," with Mary repeating "Please don't take my sunshine away in a beautiful and heartbreaking ode to a girl who touched so many lives. And the burial itself - the lowering of the coffin, the filling in of the dirt, new grass on top, and a blanket of flowers. I had never seen that before - the most I'd seen was the coffin lowered - but there was something soothing and complete about it being all finished when we left.
On March 6, my friend Katherine welcomed her new baby girl, Brooklynn Kate, into the world. My days of sadness were punctuated with pictures sent to my cell phone of this new life. They are both doing fine, and our home, enjoying life as a family.
Life is beautiful.
Monday, March 05, 2007
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
So,
I'm upstairs in my room,
talking to dead people...
Amy? Are you watching me change my clothes?
Did you ever come by to visit me?
Betty - do you like my new blankie?
Yes, I still have a blankie -
its not the same one -
its from my husband when he was a kid -
Betty, I wish you'd met my husband,
you would have loved him,
you would have made him laugh,
he reminds me of you
in a secret way in my mind
that makes sense only to me,
Betty, do you know Amy?
Have you met her?
Amy's sense of humor isn't as sarcastic as ours,
but it used to be,
or anyway, she at least appreciated it,
before...
come to think of it,
maybe she'll appreciate it again,
check her out,
make her smile,
Hi Frankie, Hi Grandma,
why not come and join the little party in my head?
Hold on
I'm feeling like I'm headed for a
Breakdown
and I don't know why
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know, right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know, right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
Me
Talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
So.
Amy died on Saturday.
Dead.
Passed away.
So strange,
her little body,
it's her,
it's not her.
I tried to donate blood today. I'm like 4 weeks overdue. They turned me down. My pulse rate was too high. 118. It was 118 ten minutes later in the car. Its at 96 now. Guess blogging calms me down.
Or not. Its 100 now.
When I was little,
I used to lay on my bed,
and feel my heart beat.
I always had a fast heart rate
86-92 is average for me.
I knew it was a little faster than normal
I used to try to will my heart to slow down.
I was afraid that my heart had a predetermined number of beats.
If it was going fast like this, it would use up my alloted heart beats faster.
If I could just slow it down, even have a normal heart rate,
them maybe I could live just a little bit longer.
Why can't death,
be as wonderful as birth?
They are both a part of life,
why so yin and yang?
so. on we go.
I'm upstairs in my room,
talking to dead people...
Amy? Are you watching me change my clothes?
Did you ever come by to visit me?
Betty - do you like my new blankie?
Yes, I still have a blankie -
its not the same one -
its from my husband when he was a kid -
Betty, I wish you'd met my husband,
you would have loved him,
you would have made him laugh,
he reminds me of you
in a secret way in my mind
that makes sense only to me,
Betty, do you know Amy?
Have you met her?
Amy's sense of humor isn't as sarcastic as ours,
but it used to be,
or anyway, she at least appreciated it,
before...
come to think of it,
maybe she'll appreciate it again,
check her out,
make her smile,
Hi Frankie, Hi Grandma,
why not come and join the little party in my head?
Hold on
I'm feeling like I'm headed for a
Breakdown
and I don't know why
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know, right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know, right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
Me
Talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
So.
Amy died on Saturday.
Dead.
Passed away.
So strange,
her little body,
it's her,
it's not her.
I tried to donate blood today. I'm like 4 weeks overdue. They turned me down. My pulse rate was too high. 118. It was 118 ten minutes later in the car. Its at 96 now. Guess blogging calms me down.
Or not. Its 100 now.
When I was little,
I used to lay on my bed,
and feel my heart beat.
I always had a fast heart rate
86-92 is average for me.
I knew it was a little faster than normal
I used to try to will my heart to slow down.
I was afraid that my heart had a predetermined number of beats.
If it was going fast like this, it would use up my alloted heart beats faster.
If I could just slow it down, even have a normal heart rate,
them maybe I could live just a little bit longer.
Why can't death,
be as wonderful as birth?
They are both a part of life,
why so yin and yang?
so. on we go.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Please please please please
Disney-to-beach transit gets funds
OCTA awards a grant to study building a transit line
from Surf City to Disneyland.
By JENNIFER MUIR
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
An idea to build a transit line stretching from
Disneyland to Huntington Beach got a $250,000 boost
Monday from the Orange County Transportation
Authority.
The OCTA board unanimously approved doling out grants
to several cities to find ways to connect with
existing Metrolink lines, including a total of
$250,000 to study the possibility of building a
transit service connecting the two tourist
destinations along a transportation corridor that cuts
through Garden Grove, Stanton, Westminster and
Anaheim.
Huntington Beach will head the study, which will
include evaluating the possibility of a transit line
along 18 miles of Union Pacific Railroad tracks
stretching from the Metrolink station in Anaheim to
the intersection of Ellis Avenue and Gothard Street in
Huntington Beach. It will evaluate ways to move people
to the beach and into the Disneyland resort area and
also will review other possible transportation routes.
The type of transportation -- such as light rail,
monorail, bus – also has not been determined. The
study could take up to a year and a half to complete.
The proposal is among those submitted by 18 cities
vying for a share of grant money from OCTA's Go Local
program. Each of Orange County's 34 cities was
eligible for $100,000 grants, offered to encourage
cities to think of ways to connect to Metrolink lines.
The best plans will qualify for cash to fund further
study. In all, $30 million is set aside.
News of the idea has angered some residents living
near the railroad corridor in Huntington Beach, who
fear building a transit line there will decrease their
property values.
OCTA awards a grant to study building a transit line
from Surf City to Disneyland.
By JENNIFER MUIR
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
An idea to build a transit line stretching from
Disneyland to Huntington Beach got a $250,000 boost
Monday from the Orange County Transportation
Authority.
The OCTA board unanimously approved doling out grants
to several cities to find ways to connect with
existing Metrolink lines, including a total of
$250,000 to study the possibility of building a
transit service connecting the two tourist
destinations along a transportation corridor that cuts
through Garden Grove, Stanton, Westminster and
Anaheim.
Huntington Beach will head the study, which will
include evaluating the possibility of a transit line
along 18 miles of Union Pacific Railroad tracks
stretching from the Metrolink station in Anaheim to
the intersection of Ellis Avenue and Gothard Street in
Huntington Beach. It will evaluate ways to move people
to the beach and into the Disneyland resort area and
also will review other possible transportation routes.
The type of transportation -- such as light rail,
monorail, bus – also has not been determined. The
study could take up to a year and a half to complete.
The proposal is among those submitted by 18 cities
vying for a share of grant money from OCTA's Go Local
program. Each of Orange County's 34 cities was
eligible for $100,000 grants, offered to encourage
cities to think of ways to connect to Metrolink lines.
The best plans will qualify for cash to fund further
study. In all, $30 million is set aside.
News of the idea has angered some residents living
near the railroad corridor in Huntington Beach, who
fear building a transit line there will decrease their
property values.
Big Big SKy
Today,
driving home,
the sky
looked so big,
HUGE fluffy clouds
storm clouds,
rain clouds,
HUGE,
disorienting,
cloud
patches,
and yet there was still
so much sky.
Grey,
not much color,
you could touch them
crisp,
clear,
sharper than HD,
plucked
into the sky
huge,
disorienting,
in so much sky.
driving home,
the sky
looked so big,
HUGE fluffy clouds
storm clouds,
rain clouds,
HUGE,
disorienting,
cloud
patches,
and yet there was still
so much sky.
Grey,
not much color,
you could touch them
crisp,
clear,
sharper than HD,
plucked
into the sky
huge,
disorienting,
in so much sky.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Hot drinks...
I am drinking hot chocolate right now. I have this weird thing with hot drinks. They have to be the perfect temperature. So, I have to wait until the drink cools enough so that it is comfortable to drink. Then I have a very short window where I can gobble down the rest before it gets too cold.
I've seen people drink cups of coffee for long periods of time - but I can't do that, even in those insulated sup thingies. blech...
I've seen people drink cups of coffee for long periods of time - but I can't do that, even in those insulated sup thingies. blech...
Friday, February 23, 2007
Great Moments
Last night was our school's "Great moments" program. I think this is such a neat thing that we do, and I was so glad that my class participated this year.
Great Moments is based off of Laguna Beach's Pageant of the Masters. Each class that participates chooses a painting and recreates it as a "living picture" live on stage.
Our class did the painting George Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuele Leutze.
Here are the results!
The evening was fabulous - my kids did such a good job! I was very proud of them. Props also go out to my dad and Delaine for helping to create the boats and water effects. Also, thanks to Rob for helping me pick out the music - we used the last part of the fourth movement of "Pines of Rome."
Great Moments is based off of Laguna Beach's Pageant of the Masters. Each class that participates chooses a painting and recreates it as a "living picture" live on stage.
Our class did the painting George Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuele Leutze.
Here are the results!
The evening was fabulous - my kids did such a good job! I was very proud of them. Props also go out to my dad and Delaine for helping to create the boats and water effects. Also, thanks to Rob for helping me pick out the music - we used the last part of the fourth movement of "Pines of Rome."
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Disney Cruise Line
Finally! Disney has announced that they are building two new ships! I am so excited! They will be about a third bigger then the current sister ships, the Magic and Wonder, as well as two decks taller, however they will follow the same classic ship design, the same Mickey Mouse color scheme, and the same elegant decor. The ships are scheduled to debut in 2011 and 2012.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
I know, I know,
I know it has been a while... but you know if you've read my blog for a while that I go through dry spells every once in a while. I'm still here my faithful friends.
God... Jack Bauer is a bad ass...
I digress. Its hard to type and watch 24 at the same time. Did I mention my heart rate while watching this show? buh bump buh bump...
SO - this weekend Grant and I saw Music and Lyrics. I love Hugh Grant, and I love Drew Barrymore. So cool to see them in a romantic comedy together. (peaking of which, how do you like the new look of the IMDB?
We also went to a Korean/Japanese BBQ called Gyu Kaku in Huntington Beach. SO GOOD!!! I mean delicious.
Then, on Sunday, we went to Sea World with Angie, Drew, and Cori. I love that place - it is really cool there. Except - if anyone tells you that you only get a little bit wet on "Journey to Atlantis," don't believe them. I got soaked. drenched. and I am not exaggerating.
ok - more to come.
God... Jack Bauer is a bad ass...
I digress. Its hard to type and watch 24 at the same time. Did I mention my heart rate while watching this show? buh bump buh bump...
SO - this weekend Grant and I saw Music and Lyrics. I love Hugh Grant, and I love Drew Barrymore. So cool to see them in a romantic comedy together. (peaking of which, how do you like the new look of the IMDB?
We also went to a Korean/Japanese BBQ called Gyu Kaku in Huntington Beach. SO GOOD!!! I mean delicious.
Then, on Sunday, we went to Sea World with Angie, Drew, and Cori. I love that place - it is really cool there. Except - if anyone tells you that you only get a little bit wet on "Journey to Atlantis," don't believe them. I got soaked. drenched. and I am not exaggerating.
ok - more to come.
Entertainment Lately
I am so over Rob and Amber. I am not happy with this season of The Amazing Race. My game is going to work in reverse this time - I am going to be rooting for teams to lose each week - starting with my most hated, (Rob and Amber...) sigh.
Survivor is interesting so far. It always takes me a long time to really see who everyone is and decide who I like.
Also - loving Joan of Arcadia - I've been watching it on DVD.
Saw Little Miss Sunshine. It is okay - not sure what they hype is about. I am not in the love it or hate it camp.
Finally - I'm on Season 4 of 24. I have such a love hate relationship with this show. I consider is aerobic activity to watch it since it raises my heart rate so much!
Survivor is interesting so far. It always takes me a long time to really see who everyone is and decide who I like.
Also - loving Joan of Arcadia - I've been watching it on DVD.
Saw Little Miss Sunshine. It is okay - not sure what they hype is about. I am not in the love it or hate it camp.
Finally - I'm on Season 4 of 24. I have such a love hate relationship with this show. I consider is aerobic activity to watch it since it raises my heart rate so much!
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
July 21
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, the seventh and final ::sniff:: Harry Potter book in the series, will be released on July 21!
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Amy
A little girl
with so much strength
with so much love.
let her find peace,
let her find rest.
let her be not afraid.
with so much strength
with so much love.
let her find peace,
let her find rest.
let her be not afraid.
Disney Cruise
We booked a Disney Cruise for Aug. 2008! Disney cruise is coming out to the west coast to do 12 Mexican Riviera cruises.
Then, a fifteen night repositioning cruise on the Disney Magic from LA to Florida through the Panama Canal. Way cool. A repo cruise in August - one that I can actually go on!
Grant woke up at 5:00 am (8 eastern time - when the Mexico cruises went on sale,) on January 31, and booked two connecting balcony cabins for Grant and I and Mom and Bobby. Yipee!!!
Good thing, too, because we just went online and checked and currently the cruise is completely booked!
Then, a fifteen night repositioning cruise on the Disney Magic from LA to Florida through the Panama Canal. Way cool. A repo cruise in August - one that I can actually go on!
Grant woke up at 5:00 am (8 eastern time - when the Mexico cruises went on sale,) on January 31, and booked two connecting balcony cabins for Grant and I and Mom and Bobby. Yipee!!!
Good thing, too, because we just went online and checked and currently the cruise is completely booked!
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Amazing Race and Survivor
The Amazing Race - All Stars premiers on Feb. 18th.
This time around, its former teams (or in one case, a couple who met on the race while racing against each other.)
I'm pretty pissed about most of the selected teams. And dissapointed about some of the missing teams. No BJ and Tyler. No Chip and Kim.
But they included Rob and Amber. I am SO OVER Rob and Amber.
Those bitchy models from last season (Dustin and Kandice).
Grrr...
Oh well, Charla and Mirna are back. Good choice there. Uchena and Joyce - I'm all about them. The coalminer, David, and Mary.
What about Survivor: Fiji
It starts soon... Feb. 8. I am excited for a new season. Something to look forward to until Rob and Amber are eliminated from the race.
This time around, its former teams (or in one case, a couple who met on the race while racing against each other.)
I'm pretty pissed about most of the selected teams. And dissapointed about some of the missing teams. No BJ and Tyler. No Chip and Kim.
But they included Rob and Amber. I am SO OVER Rob and Amber.
Those bitchy models from last season (Dustin and Kandice).
Grrr...
Oh well, Charla and Mirna are back. Good choice there. Uchena and Joyce - I'm all about them. The coalminer, David, and Mary.
What about Survivor: Fiji
It starts soon... Feb. 8. I am excited for a new season. Something to look forward to until Rob and Amber are eliminated from the race.
Friday, January 12, 2007
My favorite South Park Quotes
Kay, I was going to add one of these quotes to my email signature - but it would be my luck that I would accidentally email someone that wouldn't appreciate my humor... so here you go...
(This was my first choice... seeing as how I say this in my mind about 20 times a day... I'm kidding... sort of...)
Mr. Garrison: "Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?"
moving on...
Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?
Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?
Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Goth Kid: You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee.
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Just curious... are these as funny to you as they are to me?
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Cartman: Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."
Cartman: "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.
(This was my first choice... seeing as how I say this in my mind about 20 times a day... I'm kidding... sort of...)
Mr. Garrison: "Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?"
moving on...
Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?
Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?
Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Goth Kid: You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee.
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Just curious... are these as funny to you as they are to me?
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Cartman: Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."
Cartman: "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.
6 degrees - Rent to Aladdin
There's only us.... there's only this... forget regret, or life is your's to miss... no other road, no other way...
...way up high, there's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby. Somewhere...
...somewhere, out there, if love can see us through, then we'll be together...
...Together at last, together forever, we're tying a knot, they never can sever... I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue
... blue...red, yellow green brown and scarlet and black and ocher and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and...
and the world will open its arms to me... I'm a young Norwegian princess..
princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
...way up high, there's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby. Somewhere...
...somewhere, out there, if love can see us through, then we'll be together...
...Together at last, together forever, we're tying a knot, they never can sever... I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue
... blue...red, yellow green brown and scarlet and black and ocher and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and...
and the world will open its arms to me... I'm a young Norwegian princess..
princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I noticed
I've noticed I do something really stupid. When I meet someone new, someone I like, someone I want to like me... I tend to be really vocal about my faults and annoying traits. I loudly make it clear that I am a big ol' nerd and point out all of my nerdiness. Its like - if you can put up with me at my worst and most annoying, then, cool... you accept me for me.
I've also noticed that I think way to much about myself. Yes, I am somewhat narcisistic. Its my way of dealing with social situations - which I hate - I always think about myself - what shoulod I say next, what should I do next, how am I coming across... that I often miss what is going on or don;t pay enough attention to other person. Way not cool, huh...
I've also noticed that I think way to much about myself. Yes, I am somewhat narcisistic. Its my way of dealing with social situations - which I hate - I always think about myself - what shoulod I say next, what should I do next, how am I coming across... that I often miss what is going on or don;t pay enough attention to other person. Way not cool, huh...