Happy Birthdays

Not long ago, Brooke Shields bravely shares with the world her battle with postpartum depression.

Tom Cruise gets on the Today show and tells the world that there is no such thing as chemical imbalances that need to be treated with drugs.

Brooke lives a happy, peaceful life with her family, and recieves kudos and support from many in the community who have faced similar battles.

Tom jumps on people's couches, and delivers unintelligible interviews which typically involve the interviewer asking a question, and Tom Cruise responding by staring down the interviewer with a glazed look, complete with a half-smile, before answering with incoherent statements that badly dodge what the interviewer was looking for.

(And this behavior is proof that drugs are not needed for chemical imbalances?)

Today, April 18, Brooke Shields gave birth to her second daughter, Grier.

Also today, April 18, Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise's fiancee) gives birth to their daughter, Suri.

Let's hope Katie doesn't suffer from any depression.

Let's hope Tom comes out of the closet.

Let's hope Suri isn't totally screwed up by the time she's 10.