The Amazing Race - All Stars premiers on Feb. 18th.
This time around, its former teams (or in one case, a couple who met on the race while racing against each other.)
I'm pretty pissed about most of the selected teams. And dissapointed about some of the missing teams. No BJ and Tyler. No Chip and Kim.
But they included Rob and Amber. I am SO OVER Rob and Amber.
Those bitchy models from last season (Dustin and Kandice).
Grrr...
Oh well, Charla and Mirna are back. Good choice there. Uchena and Joyce - I'm all about them. The coalminer, David, and Mary.
What about Survivor: Fiji
It starts soon... Feb. 8. I am excited for a new season. Something to look forward to until Rob and Amber are eliminated from the race.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
My favorite South Park Quotes
Kay, I was going to add one of these quotes to my email signature - but it would be my luck that I would accidentally email someone that wouldn't appreciate my humor... so here you go...
(This was my first choice... seeing as how I say this in my mind about 20 times a day... I'm kidding... sort of...)
Mr. Garrison: "Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?"
moving on...
Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?
Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?
Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Goth Kid: You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee.
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Just curious... are these as funny to you as they are to me?
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Cartman: Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."
Cartman: "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.
(This was my first choice... seeing as how I say this in my mind about 20 times a day... I'm kidding... sort of...)
Mr. Garrison: "Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?"
moving on...
Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?
Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?
Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Goth Kid: You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee.
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Just curious... are these as funny to you as they are to me?
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Cartman: Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."
Cartman: "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.
6 degrees - Rent to Aladdin
There's only us.... there's only this... forget regret, or life is your's to miss... no other road, no other way...
...way up high, there's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby. Somewhere...
...somewhere, out there, if love can see us through, then we'll be together...
...Together at last, together forever, we're tying a knot, they never can sever... I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue
... blue...red, yellow green brown and scarlet and black and ocher and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and...
and the world will open its arms to me... I'm a young Norwegian princess..
princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
...way up high, there's a land that I've heard of, once in a lullaby. Somewhere...
...somewhere, out there, if love can see us through, then we'll be together...
...Together at last, together forever, we're tying a knot, they never can sever... I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue
... blue...red, yellow green brown and scarlet and black and ocher and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and...
and the world will open its arms to me... I'm a young Norwegian princess..
princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I noticed
I've noticed I do something really stupid. When I meet someone new, someone I like, someone I want to like me... I tend to be really vocal about my faults and annoying traits. I loudly make it clear that I am a big ol' nerd and point out all of my nerdiness. Its like - if you can put up with me at my worst and most annoying, then, cool... you accept me for me.
I've also noticed that I think way to much about myself. Yes, I am somewhat narcisistic. Its my way of dealing with social situations - which I hate - I always think about myself - what shoulod I say next, what should I do next, how am I coming across... that I often miss what is going on or don;t pay enough attention to other person. Way not cool, huh...
I've also noticed that I think way to much about myself. Yes, I am somewhat narcisistic. Its my way of dealing with social situations - which I hate - I always think about myself - what shoulod I say next, what should I do next, how am I coming across... that I often miss what is going on or don;t pay enough attention to other person. Way not cool, huh...
Jesus - January's almost half over...
Yup - twice this week. I used my new Rachel Ray cookbook.
I got the new Karaoke Revolution - American Idol. I LOVE the American Idol game. I HATE the song list. Sigh.
What I wouldn't give for some kind of hard drive that you could access songs from all of the karaoke revs... god that would be so very awesome.
The new Sims 2 expansion, Seasons, is coming out in a little over a month - I am SO excited... seasons and weather in the pack... I can't wait to see the doggies playing in the snow - and my Sims raking leaves or playing Marco Polo.
I got my first crown yesterday. I think that means I am getting old. Yuck. At least I like my dentist - but I still hate going.
Angie's off to Myrtle Beach with the kids this weekend. Cori and Andrew came over for dinner last night. Have I mentioned how much I love those kids?
My friend from work is due on March 23. I am so excited! I can't wait to babysit for her! That is going to be so cool! (o:
I am reading a book called "The Faith CLub" right now - a great read! If only everyne could be so open, honest, and respectful as the three authors in this book are. I recommend it.
Talk to you later!
I got the new Karaoke Revolution - American Idol. I LOVE the American Idol game. I HATE the song list. Sigh.
What I wouldn't give for some kind of hard drive that you could access songs from all of the karaoke revs... god that would be so very awesome.
The new Sims 2 expansion, Seasons, is coming out in a little over a month - I am SO excited... seasons and weather in the pack... I can't wait to see the doggies playing in the snow - and my Sims raking leaves or playing Marco Polo.
I got my first crown yesterday. I think that means I am getting old. Yuck. At least I like my dentist - but I still hate going.
Angie's off to Myrtle Beach with the kids this weekend. Cori and Andrew came over for dinner last night. Have I mentioned how much I love those kids?
My friend from work is due on March 23. I am so excited! I can't wait to babysit for her! That is going to be so cool! (o:
I am reading a book called "The Faith CLub" right now - a great read! If only everyne could be so open, honest, and respectful as the three authors in this book are. I recommend it.
Talk to you later!