My favorite South Park Quotes

Kay, I was going to add one of these quotes to my email signature - but it would be my luck that I would accidentally email someone that wouldn't appreciate my humor... so here you go...

(This was my first choice... seeing as how I say this in my mind about 20 times a day... I'm kidding... sort of...)

Mr. Garrison: "Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?"

moving on...

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?

Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?

Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.

Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

Goth Kid: You can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee.

Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.

Just curious... are these as funny to you as they are to me?

Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!" -- Kyle's Mom

Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.

Cartman: Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."

Cartman: "That movie has warped my fragile little mind."

Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.