Monday, May 19, 2008

View Askewniverse

I'm watching Mallrats and thought I'd use this opportunity to list the View Askew movies in my personal favorite order (although I enjoy them all! Love them!)

1) DOGMA - Jay, Silent Bob, Alan Rickman, and religious dogma. Who could ask for anything more?

2) Mallrats - Brodie is to the mall as I am to Disneyland. Fear and respect the elevator. What, like the back of a volkswagon? Fly fat-ass Fly!

3) Clerks 2. A squeaky clean, dealin' Jay, the best bachelor party in the history of the world, a happy ending for Dante, and all the Mooby burgers you can eat.

4) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

5) Chasing Amy: So, you've never been curious about men?
Curious about men? Well, I always wondered why my father watched Hee Haw.

6) Clerks: "I'm not even supposed to be here today...

Love Jersey Girls, but really, not a View Askew movie... you think?

Well, that's my list for today... of course, it is subject to change...

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