Back to School Night

Back to school night starts in ten minutes. I hate the waiting. I am not a patient person. I want to get this over wth. I hope that I don't speak to quickly, so there is a whole lot of time left when I am done. I hope I make a good impression. I am being judged tonight. Yikes. Classroom presentations are so much easier. Maybe I should have practiced what I was going to say. Hee hee! Oops. Oh well. I have to pee. I always have to pee when I am nervous. But then I don't really have to pee. If I were going to go the the bathroom, that little pee pee muscle would give me a wink and a tear and that would be all she wrote. I am sure you are thinking about what a lovely visual that is. Three minutes. I should publish this and go. I hope that tear doesn't roll down my leg. Wish me luck. It will all be over in one hour!