Ok - you know the sample people at Cosco? The ones who make samples of the food products and then hand them out? OK. I am sure that they are very nice people. And I am sure that this isn't true of everyone who gives at samples. And I REALLY don't mean to sound bitchy.
But seriously.
Some of those people are weird. Seriously. Yesterday, I was walking down an aisle, and I here a Sample Lady saying, "Right down this aisle, half way down on the left." I get closer, and realize that there is NO BODY THERE. She is talking to herself. Out loud. Not loud enough to be pimping her product, but not quiet enough that she is just practicing the spiel to herself.
The whole situation was kind of... creepy.
"No day but today!"-
- Rent
But seriously.
Some of those people are weird. Seriously. Yesterday, I was walking down an aisle, and I here a Sample Lady saying, "Right down this aisle, half way down on the left." I get closer, and realize that there is NO BODY THERE. She is talking to herself. Out loud. Not loud enough to be pimping her product, but not quiet enough that she is just practicing the spiel to herself.
The whole situation was kind of... creepy.
"No day but today!"-
- Rent
1 comment:
I have seen that too! But the sad thing is...I am sitting here in my family room on the couch by myself chuckling uncontrollably because I SOOO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
Am I a little off too? lmao
Maybe just a little tired is all...
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